As a homophobe,

i got a new coffee maker and i've completely lost control of the sweetness level of my coffee

preparing for my saturn return

Oomfs a lesbian?!?

jehovah be like

What can I lie about today lol

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

“5 likes isnt much” imagine a category 5 hurricane

i’m the opposite of nonchalant i bring love and whimsy wherever i go

letting go because it could’ve been different but it wasn’t

all roads lead back to the loneliness i felt as a child

god created men and sent park jihyo as an apology

of course he does

boss stopped me in the hall way and said i'm serving too much cunt

you were at my wedding 😭 i was broken you were drunk 😭 you could’ve told me not to do it 😭 i would’ve run i would have run 😭 tell me what was the moment you decided to give up 😭 you could’ve told me what you wanted i would’ve done 😭 anything 😭 i would’ve done anythinggg 😭

I'm sorry I never paid you back, I was experiencing a moment of radical queer joy

playing final fantasy xiv wit my boobs out

yesss we just fell in love