If you're a guy online who's in any way autistic or just generally socially awkward you have to watch what you post or else some other deranged psychopath might make it their primary hobby to make your life as miserable as humanly possible.

Its kinda funny how you used to go online to escape real life and now its the inverse

I look down on anyone who plays roblox

try working somewhere people read a menu. You quickly learn the breadth of illiteracy in America

To get ahead in life, you must imagine the best version of yourself raping the worst version of yourself. And you must masturbate to it. This is the only way.

USPS you need to lock the fuck in. I'd rather have this album delivered before I fully move out

NIGOUの絵🔫 （最推しです！！）

stumbling onto this song on shuffle feels the same as having downers slipped into your drink

Talked to a friend who's a teacher and apparently the gen alpha version of the class clown is at the back of the class yelling the n word and telling people that he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

brother's girlfriend brought a cat into the house so my new goal is to befriend it

this perfect metaphor #survivor50

saw a woman throw a cigarette butt into the river and had a split-second urge to push her into the nearby traffic

bought three bags of chips for the price of one. praise be the deposit-refund system

Smuggling homosexual contraband inside a homosexual book that I am then going to stick on a homosexual's computer (mine)

We need to talk about the problem with the furry fandom [the fact there are no Dennis Cooper-reading, Gregg Araki-watching, Coil-listening f#gs like me to hang out with]

mission accomplished it sat on my lap today