Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking

LUKA DONCIC TODAY VS ISRAEL: 37 POINTS 11 REBOUNDS 9 ASSISTS 3 STEALS 1 BLOCK 12/21 FG 9/9 FT

Finger that fat boy fall 👀

Hum tix are $80.... Im blowing my shit off smoove

I spotted yoko ono on diversey

This part of Rogers Park in Chicago, Illinois is really slept on.

Category is: best things ever

I don’t subscribe to the notion that you need “self-love.” What is there to life without a day-ruining conversation with your partner? A world-altering crush that makes you insane? We need #LOVE

Dr. of Thuganomics

Reflecting back on this quarter I realized I was a chud inside too much. So I’ve decided that I’ll be a chud in a library, or even a cute cafe!

LIES

I like geese as much as the next guy, but the public freakouts many are having in my feed about their commercialization is humiliating

Just found out people can see if you viewed their linkedin profile

George Costanza, you’re one interesting chica….

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️. #DABEARS

Who thought it was a good idea to shut down Club Penguin?

Everybody’s ripping on Todd Monken’s attire, but this is just how every 59-year-old man from Wheaton, Illinois looks.

when you lose the one you wonted

Smash bros out Friday I'm too hyped