Situationship is one of the worst things happened to humanity! Wdym you’re friends but you’re in love too but you’re not together but you can’t live without each other??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THATTTTTT

Letting my thoughts torture me again

hey quick question how does anyone get over anything ever

as soon as he said 150k in annapolis i flew to the comments like no fucking shot and yep it’s 150k downpayment now that sounds right

hahahahahahaha

idk about the god stuff but other than that i need to start sing this to myself. the shitty choices men make have nothing to do with me and my worth and i need to just keep repeating that to myself

for as long as i live i will never forget crying telling my father i got cheated on and him yelling at/scolding me and saying i need to make better decisions

happy for you im going to jump off a very tall bridge

i will sing this movie’s praises till the day i die

i know this should have been obvious but i’m gonna kms

i begged my situationship to take me to dave and busters for almost two years. did he? no 🤡

my room truly has never been cleaner in my entire life than when i had a guy consistently coming over multiple times a week to hook up

Me: why should I use your dish soap Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck Me: ok well how does it do on dishes? Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

i was this girl for over two years it’s both fucking hilarious and embarrassing at the same time

I was just informed that chefs don't make good boyfriends

girl you are a fucking loser

found out i got cheated on a year ago today and truly still want to walk into the ocean with rocks in my pockets

if instagram tells me to refollow my ex one more fucking time i’m deleting the app