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When I woke up from my... Well, unexpected and unintentional nap... My carpet was soaked with blood... Does this happen to anyone else?

< true meaning of bliss.

"Doctor, Doctor, /please/ listen..."

"Play with me..."

"Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup..." She popped each and every 'P' in the tongue twister, cracking herself up.

*jumps up and down, filled with just about as much excitement as a tween girl at a Justin Bieber concert* Can I sign the flower's cast?!

@ChildOfInsanity Your daddy isn't gonna take it off, Mel. You gotta keep it on or your arm will stay broken forever!

@ChildOfInsanity Don't you wanna have a working arm, Melanthe? It'll hurt forever if you don't let it heal in that cast.

// I JUST SUBMITTED THE 1ST THREE CHAPTERS OF A NOVEL I DID TO A PUBLISHER FOR THE FIRST TIME. OH GOD. HOLD. ME.

Big Melanthe gets to kiss her daddy and it isn't fucking fair. I don't even /have/ a daddy. Life is fucking rigged.