Oh the joys of getting into an item of clothing, only to find later that you can’t easily get out of it - AKA When a previously ‘good’ shoulder turns out to be not so great. Off to the osteopath I trot. Again...

Wordle 340 3/6 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

1 second again. Bring back ‘Name that Tune’! 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ heardle.app

Stupidly smashed my hand on a wall a few days ago. Didn’t realise how painful it was though until I just had to give an idiotic driver (cut me up and nearly took out the side of my car on a roundabout) the middle finger. Must use the other one next time.

Thought I’d put the radio on to listen to some music, to find out that ‘the biggest tube strike is imminent this month, flights are still being cancelled and petrol prices are still climbing’. Might have to just sing to myself instead.

I tried to write ‘doesn’t’ on my phone and it autocorrected to Disney and although I’m not, I’ve never felt more Scottish

I just tried to type ‘doesn’t’ on my phone and it autocorrected to Disney and although I’m not, I’ve never felt more Scottish ☺️

Never a dull moment at Wimbledon when Kyrgios is around!

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

The mixed emotions brought on by the current ‘boo! it’s dressing gown in the morning’ but ‘yes! the washing can go out on the line’, weather.

A long shot but always worth a try

It is just me? - Looks out of the window and sees someone is slightly parked over my drive. Knows they’ll probably not be there long, but has to look again every 5 minutes, just to be annoyed all over again until they’re gone.

Fantastic show as ever from the very clever and hilarious Kevin Bridges last night. A few random shouty hecklers but he knows what to do. Thanks Kev, you were brilliant.

Imagine the current smirk on Rishi’s face!

Let’s hope not 🥴

It’s only the background that’s blue. Why isn’t called a ‘white tick’?

How much snot does one nose hold?! Asking for a friend. A friend that’s actually me. With bloody Covid.

How past its ’use by’ does something have to be before you really won’t eat it? Curious if I’m stupid, brave or just thrifty.

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I see he did it then?! X Just looks odd