A combination of Hoagiefest and Toyotathon is what we need to unify this country. Toyota USA Wawa

School in the late 1700s was probably just guys being dudes 🤷🏽‍♂️

DO NOT EVER DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PARLOR!!

Me seeing Bryan Penney this weekend

Jack Penney looks at his bat like my roommates and I are going to look at our first Miller Lite together on September 1st 🥰 Matt Reilly Thomas Jadon Sullivan

Me seeing Thomas today

Congratulations to our guy Jack Penney for being drafted in the fifth round by the Detroit Tigers! #GoIrish #RepDetroit

I will donate to Juan Soto’s next Yankee contract #blankcheck #onebilliondollars

Alright fine, I’ll have a good night with my boyfriend Thomas #Celtics #NotTheFavorite #ItsFine

DC to Boston same us #bigthree

When your piss echos off the bathroom walls louder than the guy next to you>

Start spreading the neWs 🍎

That’s a strike blue

Put in the transfer papers feibs is coming to Cleveland #98%

I just pooped in the penthouse at 17 #classic

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch kids! #Lessonslearned #yourbozofromboston