maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

Harry arriving in Venice, Italy today - September 4

me filling the room with negative energy bc i don’t wanna be there

me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever”

you’re laughing. queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

this is my best friend’s article!!!! that’s so freaking sick ✍🏼: Lane Stafford

hi mr handsome

I watched don’t worry darling for the plot the plot:

i would sell my entire soul to be this sexy

Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

Elon Musk is single-handedly destroying the myth that the rich are smarter or more talented than the rest of us.

That man attempted a coup and they letting him run for President again. There's stricter rules at Planet Fitness.

every tongue that rises up against Anne Hathaway shall fall

idk ask her

this is SO hilarious life imitates art

Idk how she let a peloton kill him before she did