Who is Abby? Sorry, I meant Nicola

Hey Grok, who is the most famous person to have visited my profile?

What is this Atlanta pitch made of? The bounce is awful! #PLSummerSeries

Here comes another one....

Even Grok can see what's going on!

Not a United fan, but how good does Cunha look!? #FULMUN

Biggest disappointment of the new EPL season? Sky Sports Premier League Sky Sports ditching @Celeste and 'Stop This Flame' for KasabianHQ's 'Greatest of All Time' garbage as their intro/outro music. #FULMUN

If Saudi clubs are still offering a £200 million deal for Fernandes, Manchester United should bite their hands off and totally restructure their midfield with the money! #FULMUN

Every time I change the bin bag, I still sing this!

Looks like watching football in covid times at Sheffield Wednesday tonight with such a sparse crowd and empty stands. Not a good look. #SHWLEE #CarabaoCup

As a Spurs fan, I didn't think a team could get more spursy. But here we are.... #MUFC #GRIMU

Watch the clown pull something out of the bag during penalties! #grimun #GRIMU #mufc

Now let's see if #mufc can be more spursy than Spurs! #GRIMU #grimun #CarabaoCup #COYS

Yep. #mufc are more spursy than Spurs! #grimun #GRIMU #Spurs #COYS

Lammens price has just gone up as #mufc get more desperate for a goalkeeper.... #lammens

Has Keir Starmer ordered the arrest of R Y L A N yet for speaking complete common sense and mirroring what as a low estimate, over half the population would agree with. I for one stand with you Rylan.

Inspired by Deirdre Rashid / Barlow, I made this before it's too late for R Y L A N...

Just been looking through the weekend's fixtures and had a look at who is playing in goal for #mufc against #BurnleyFC

Every successful #MUFC team during my lifetime has had a world-class keeper. Schmeichel Van der Saar Martinez??? Looks like things are changing again for them

Emi Martinez when he got the news #mufc were signing Senne Lammens....