if we find out trump is still alive after all this buzz the whole world is gonna mourn what could have been

how silly of me to forget that im living a life i once only dreamed of

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

$100 is literally only $20

no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed

i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

What the fuck is a data center and why do we need 170000 of them lately

‘twas the night before 9/11

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

TeSLAA someone check this dudes gloves

That’s my Quarterback

Noah Wyle thanking all medical workers during his Emmys speech for Lead Actor in The Pitt...king "And mostly, to anybody who's going on shift tonight or coming off shift tonight, thank you for being in that job. This is for you."

“I’m gonna remember Leah long after you’ve forgotten her” you are still the line of dialogue from the year that most made me feel like I got punched in the throat.

This man’s giggles give me a renewed sense of joy and gratitude Waymo I love you

Abbott from da Pitt winning an Emmy and the whole shift he was sleeping prepping for his night shift

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

Pressing play on the Pitt S01E01