was my birthday today. turned 19 . we went to an awuarium . slippery dick wrasse

finished it ^_^

being rich sounds like so much fun dude . get to dress up exactly like zorayas whenever i want

big meteor about to crash into earth in 2026 and everyone gonna die but its ok im offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for only a low low price of 199.99 you can umm ummmmmmm idk i forgot oh im so sorry uhh dude inforgot sorry sorrryyyyyyy meteor crashes and everyone dies

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got a really cute sweater for christmas :3 can probably still boymode in this

why is charles mcgill on canada money

67 chicken and waffles

new year resoloution is to #SuckAHunnedDicks #ForReal

been very katamari pilled rn

white people be like my aunt asked me to design her a fursona

cool graffiti on the subway today

yeah i moved back into my parents place LMFAO

hope this is real so i can take a big fuckin shit and have it fly back up into my asshole

feel like if i had a week alone in a locked room with my dog i could convince it to talk . like it so knows how to talk. then itd try to kill me because i cant go sharing its secret with everyone

one of the professors at my college resigned because he was in the fucking epstein files ????????? hello ?????????????????

やりたい放題wwwww

my sister ordered the poops ❤️

they gotta invent a day 17 hours longer so i can sleep more but theyd just make you work for 17 extra hours if they did so we have to kill every employer too