pavlov: my hair is so dry

dog: should have conditioned it

i am both of these people simultaneously at all times

Being gen z in the workplace is constantly having to remember not to say ‘what if I killed my self’ out loud at every minor inconvenience bc everyone else doesn’t understand you’re not being serious but you very much *are* on the brink

Rescued a dog from Dogs Trust in Liverpool. He didn't seem to understand us much & we thought it was because he wasn't used to the commands/words. Turns out he understands us better when we talk in a Scouse accent, so we've had to teach ourselves to speak Scouse for the dog.

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

Never deleting twitter

This is just cat behaviour

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we all liked that

angy

Never underestimate a #Pisces ability to stop fucking with you. Cause believe me, if need be they'll treat you like you've never existed.

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