Happy Black Friday 🎉 I went to Michaels Craft store and bought a roll of scotch tape

I have realized that I am not only the naked neighbor through the window, but also the one you can hear singing through the walls.... and honestly no shame

Me: everyone should stop eating dairy! It’s bad for your health and harmful to animals! Also me: fantasizes about rangoons from Panda Express daily 🥲

S/o women

I am v sorry to all my close friends on Snapchat because I know I provide some really questionable content 2 u

Ppl in Arkansas be driving like the glaciers aren’t melting smh

Walking around with a yoga mat and a juice is so embarrassing but like it’s so refreshing after a yoga class so whatever 💀

Ngl I do be missing the days when MGK was wildboy

Dating in San Francisco is a weird and terrible experience… 0/10 would absolutely never recommend to a friend.

My toxic trait is thinking about what I’m doing and still going through with it

The only redeeming thing about today is that Jimmy G is playing

I would literally die for the people who work at the bodega I always go to. S/o to Cindy’s Market ily

me if pierce the veil announces a tour but not a date in my city