the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

would you like 10 million dollars or would you like to be the world’s most clinically depressed 6 year old

What is it about depression that make showering such a chore.

The one thing that always makes you feel better is the one thing you can't be bothered with

This is an excellent question. I'm going with 1994.

the power that bath oil beads had over girls in the 90s

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

I love when the commonplace is a work of art

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

My grocery list:

1. Don’t run into anyone you know
2. Eggs

Imagine a coworker/friend of yours needed CPR for 9 minutes in your office and then after your boss was like - take 5 minutes, everyone. and then get back to work.

That's basically what the NFL just tried to do. Total garbage.

I took a month off med school for mental health

Took weeks off in residency for mental health

Took 2 months in fellowship for addiction tx

In 2019, I won Pediatric Faculty of the Year

We must stop conflating “taking time away from work” as a negative assessment of capability

Hear me out:

An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU.

Like a fun X-Files.

Make it happen.

so basically everyone I know is depressed, every conversation I have with a close friend is a check-in like 'ok so how serious is YOUR desire to die' and we're all just supposed to like.... keep... working? like this isn't happening? still gotta clock in those 40 hours?

you see, a hedge fund's job is to find something illegal, and do it at such a massive scale that it eventually becomes legal

Nothing says 'white man' quite like 'I've been here for an hour and now know everything.'

Gotta admit it’s really something to see Wall Streeters with a long history of treating our economy as a casino complain about a message board of posters also treating the market as a casino

We still haven't grieved the pandemic. We just keep going and spiritually we are feeling the results of ignoring our trauma and disconnecting more and more.