Still hilarious after all these years 😂

yep 2 of them, both on my dad’s side

my mind right now : ❄️💕🍪🧸🎄☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️🎁❄️💕🍪🧸🎄✨☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️🎁❄️💕🍪🧸🎄☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️🎁❄️💕🍪🧸🎄☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️🎁❄️💕🍪🧸🎄☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️🎁❄️💕🍪🧸🎄☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️❄️💕🍪🧸🎄☕️🎀🦌✨☃️⛷️🎁❄️

Are you really an it girl if you didn’t know how to do this?? 🤌🏾

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN 🗣️

once you start using dark mode on your phone, there is no turning back 🤣😂 phone been on dark mode since Apple introduced dark mode

this is one of beyoncé’s greatest songs of all time i’m sorry😭

If my room had this much space, y’all would not see me outside at all & i mean never

why is tiktok down at 4 AM.. now i gotta READ tweets

It’s 4:13am and TikTok is down… During a winter storm. Wrong TIMING FR

one thing about ME: oh I’m gone snitch to my Heavenly Father evvvveerrryy time 🙏🏽👏🏽 BIG G not the lil one

tell me you didn’t pay attention in school without telling me you didn’t pay attention in school 🫩

Happy Presidents‘ Day to the only President Barack Obama.

DEATH TO ALL PEDOPHILES ‼️ DEATH TO ALL RAPIST ‼️ DEATH TO ALL SEXUAL HARASSERS ‼️ DEATH TO HUMAN ABUSES‼️ DEATH TO ALL PEDOPHILES ‼️‼️

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

" out of stock," TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN!!!!!

How it feels to dissociate in the middle of a conversation

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

Everyone rushing to Twitter to see if PlayStation Network is down