it could all be so simple

DUN DUN.

both are lying !! the only version of you that you can trust lives in the eyes of someone who looks at you with love

me? no i’m fine i just randomly burst into tears thinking about leatherback turtles.

my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you

currently, my type consists of those guys in short shorts that carry full gallons of water at the gym. yeah.

Do you still need a real id if you’re an amc a-list member

i would love if someone asked me this

Showing my kids what the Vatican looks like.

I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

making my coworkers cinnamon rolls to apologize for the person i was while i was deficient in vitamins d & b12 🙈

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Is it okay if my aspiration in life is to eat well and go on walks every evening with my Husband

We don't write our names on the backs of pictures or write each other notes or send letters so now I don't recognize the handwriting of the people I love most. I love you and I have no clue what it looks like when you write your own name. I hate that.

you mean caldos ?????????? pinches gringos los odio