I felt like I died and came back to life multiple times during that workout 😵

When people ask you if you've loss weight and you're just on that flu diet where you just eat a banana a day... 🤒

I blame LA men for now being confused when an actual gentleman offers to help me put on my jacket...like what kind of sorcery is this?? ⚡️

When I die, I would like someone to add up all the hours I've wasted on dealing with TimeWarnerCable NEO and then mail it to them with my obituary

When you realize that your ultra, feminist-heavy book collection would probably scare away at least 50% of the male population... 😳

Reading up on how to finance my grad school education makes me understand alcoholism

Someone give me ice Popsicles

Trump, for some reason, brings up Putin on his own. #debates

Trump is not going to win the argument about who looks more like a puppet

RT Dr. Logan Levkoff: Her husband... her husband... typical misogynistic bullshit. Not allowing women to have their own track records. #debate

Just had to open up a bottle of wine watching this #debate #ImWithHer

Someone give Hillary Clinton an Oscar for keeping a straight face for three full #debates while listening to the absurdity that is Trump

#NastyWomenVote, and they'll likely determine who wins the election. bit.ly/2als1ya #debate

You will always be my Madam President Hillary Clinton

I just want someone to look at me the way Barack looked at Michelle on his #farewellAddress 💕

Hey Donald J. Trump u up?

People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

Never flying Air Canada again: hours delayed, now we can't even get someone to open up the gate at 1:30am once we're here...🤦🏻‍♀️😤