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Lisa Franek

@lisafranek

Writer of various forms, filmmaker. Idea machine.

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At the airport and just heard a voice on the speaker mention Gate C47. I immediately thought of a clothespin. Is that weird?

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Made a short Film this weekend and pretty sure what differentiates me as the director is my extreme propensity for talking with my hands.

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Let's pack out the 2,000 seat Orpheum to raise money for Teamsters, IATSE and support staff impacted by the strikes! 400 free seats will be given to crew members. I'll be there - come join me! Tickets here: ticketmaster.com/the-give-backu…

Let's pack out the 2,000 seat Orpheum to raise money for Teamsters, IATSE and support staff impacted by the strikes!  400 free seats will be given to crew members.  I'll be there - come join me! Tickets here: ticketmaster.com/the-give-backu…
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My Roman Empire is the scene in Wayne's World where Alice Cooper explains the history of Milwaukee and pronounces it the way Native Americans would.

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So I found this and I think Fallout Boy has some splaining to do. Or am I just an all-knowing oracle? (If it's the latter, I should also be a billionaire before I turn 50) Just covering my bases.

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Job: very profitable year folks! Great job! Workers: so we get raises? Job: That's adorable Workers: promotions? Job: Ha Workers: Bonuses? Job: lol no Workers: Anything? Job: here's a cute hat Workers: ..... Job: breaks over back to work

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TIL that the collarbone is the first bone a fetus starts to grow (in humans), and the last to stop growing. Also, horses do not have collarbones.

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"By all means stay home if you want, but don't bullshit yourself that you're not voting. In reality, there is no such thing as not voting: you either vote by voting, or you vote by staying home and tacitly doubling the value of some Diehard's vote.” ― David Foster Wallace