I absolutely hate being micromanaged. That personality type is incompatible with mine. I think it’s one of the worst traits to have.

“You’re too fine to be single” Please, get out of my sight.

#HallelujahChallenge Let’s retweet until retweet is tired 😂

Next thing you are gonna cut me from my family and friends, and make me quit my job. Let's leave it✋️

And the men that are being posted on Nam court are just ugly

Me with zero boyfriends, zero talking stages and zero exes waiting for a surprise Valentines gift delivery.

i don’t think i’m gonna make it to the end of the year. or the end of february. or the end of this week. i don’t think i’m gonna make it

Gents please make sure the V-Day hampers come with enough chocolates for us the single friends… we the ones keeping your relationship thriving. The amount of times she’s tried to leave you & I advised her that you a good man hard to find 🙊🙂

Women with low body counts reuse their exes in order to keep it low.

Everybody gonna fck on Valentine’s Day except me 🙁

Valentine's Day tomorrow everyone gonna be waking up to cute texts and gifts while I wake up to my phone 100% charged.

If valentine no concern you repost

Rt if you not getting anything for Valentines 😔

must everything lead to talking stage?? just be my friend abeg

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns. But you still got to play dumb to survive.

My first child will not be your fourth. Let’s start there.

The reason you don't see me outside is because I can't fund my lifestyle yet.

Remember to jol your huns, okes. If you’re hitting a long distance, stop by rest tree and clap the cheeks as patkos.

Cutting me off because i don't have money is very valid. Don't settle for less