Hilarious! Thanks for the great laugh Steve

“Kellyanne has lied to the American people at levels that are historic. She flagrantly broke the law, laughed about it & lied some more. She was the chief spokesperson for a level of gaslighting & malfeasance that is unprecedented in American history.” steveschmidt.substack.com/p/kellyanne?r=…

Me too…

BREAKING: The Conservative pundit who entered Speaker Pelosi's office on January 6 has been fired from his job for allegedly groping a coworker.

New: Trump says at Arizona rally tonight the FBI should “give me immediately back everything” seized from Mar-a-Lago because “it’s mine” — which would mean nothing was planted.

I admire the hell out of Obama. Think he was a great president, a brilliant man, & amazing person. But I’d never fly a flag with his name, or hang his picture in my house, or follow him from rally to rally. That’s the difference between supporting a politician & being in a cult.

Welp. It’s been fun Twitter. I’m out. See you on other platforms, peeps. Sorry, this one’s just not for me. ❤️🙏🏼

I need someone to explain to me why it’s legal for armed, masked men to threaten people who want to vote, but illegal for people to give voters water to drink. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

F*CK YES. Since taking over Twitter, Elon Musk has lost $8 billion and his net worth has fallen by $66 billion this year.

I seem to remember there were other ways to share news and information other than Twitter. If it’s a swamp, maybe we just all walk somewhere else.

F*ck every news channel who is airing Trump’s rally tonight and REFUSED to air President Biden’s speech about saving democracy. You are the problem.

Oh my goodness, PHILLY. What a crowd!!! Our biggest yet. Thank you all *so* much for showing up for me + Barack Obama tonight 🥰

Oil companies have already posted $127 billion in profit this year versus $42 billion over the same period last year. Folks, inflation isn’t being driven by workers asking for better wages or government spending. It’s being driven by corporate greed.

Hey, don't want to interrupt my Democratic friends when they're engaged in their favorite sports of The Gnashing of Teeth and The Tearing of Garments, but it looks as if the Democratic Party will have the best midterm performance by a party in the White House in two decades.

🔵 Tim Ryan (D): 46% 🔴 JD Vance (R): 46% Even with the GOP massively outspending us on the airwaves, we’re neck-and-neck in the polls. We’re going to win this, I can feel it.

Don’t just talk polls— talk results. Democrats showed up in Alaska. Democrats showed up in Kansas. Democrats showed up in New York. We have shown up this entire year when it mattered— let’s keep showing up and show out on November 8th. #BelieveAndVoteDem

BREAKING: Kathy Griffin has been suspended from Twitter for trolling Elon Musk by changing her profile image and name to Elon Musk and posting a tweet in his voice. Comedy is now illegal on Twitter.

Georgi Eberhard Erica Marsh Studies show that people that equate themselves with MAGA, Republicans &/or the right wing simply don't use their brains like the rest of us. They don't get the following: * sarcasm * innuendo * parody * being facetious * metaphors * extremely subtle metaphors & analogies

Vote character. Vote country. Vote to save both.

The next time you hear conservatives blame Democrats for inflation being at a 40-year high, politely remind them that corporate profits are at a 70-year high.