“Why aren’t there more conservative comedians?”

They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

Read this: filmmakermagazine.com/105446-why-i-a…

I’ve been DMing with jack about his bizarre need to verify white supremacists on his platform for the last 8 months or so, and after all the exchanges, I’ve reached a conclusion: the dude simply does not seem to give a fuck.

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

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August: MANHUNTER (omfg!!!) THE LAST MOVIE SUPPORT THE GIRLS ELECTION (Johnnie To) CROSSING DELANCEY Honorable mentions: LAST DAYS & HOMICIDE

the best part about face/off is at the exact moment you think "wait a second holy shit the movie is almost over and there havent been any birds, churches, speedboats, or cool black suits" john woo is like ;)

uber ride home from dennys iwth the instagram Gf (mid-20s, dressed like a casino waitress) shrieking at each other because i "Made a face"

If your lawyers pants look like this you goin to jail

“every time an old man starts talking about napoleon, you know they’re gonna die.” #SuccesionHBO