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If Westside Gunn rapped the Spongebob theme song

i met him ronaldo🇵🇹

Using my Portuguese housemate as a barometer of how cold it is outside whenever I hear him open the front door: 🥶 “Foda-se” 🥶🥶 “Foda-se. Que briol do caralho.” 🥶🥶🥶”Foda-se. Que briol do caralho. Filho da puta. País de merda.”

My biggest red flag is that I’m always subconsciously prepared to spend the rest of my life alone.