Yes

Even if fellow nuclear powers are totally convinced Trump is bluffing, out of protocol they are probably still at defcon 2 just in case. Have their shit primed and ready, maybe even for a preemptive strike

+12022243121 Is the directory number if you want to reach a house rep's or senator's office. I'd appreciate it if you would let them know that even a nuclear war bluff is unacceptable

Looks like pictures of downtown Houston's main Street

Sing us a song you're the teppanyaki man

First thing I think when I see a guy listening to Beethoven and reading Lolita is "damn his sat scores are high"

White Lotus except they’re in Galveston

That feel when no idiot will ever find/post pictures of me where I look this beautiful to try and own me

Maybe it's good zoomers aren't in the workforce

Pro tip to nazis. Don't have tattoos that Nazi hunters will be able to id you with 30 years down the road

Got a griddle, so I better cook perfect hash browns next time. Ore Ida kill myself

*Little Ho Chi Minh City

Iran please target the Israeli bots servers again

Engaging with zoomers in an anti millennial argument is underming our collective soft power. We butt mogged them, it's over. No further comment required

Who giving the best back shots?

Bro they're miniatures

Cuando digo ‘voy a investigar’, me veo así:

"mass produced glasses from the store aren't one size fits all" phenotype