Inflation lower than expectations, and GDP growth higher than expectations. These are the headlines I like to see. Keep it up America. 🇺🇸

I don’t care what anyone says, Joe Pesci’s acting in Home Alone 1 is the single best performance ever in a Christmas movie, period, and I won’t be taking any objections. Merry Christmas, Homies! 🎄

Trilogy and I are currently recovering from a massive hangover after singing the night away together on Christmas. 🎄 🎤

Matching green Christmas sweaters and baby talk. Judge me if you must. 😂🎄

Jolly Old St. Smoke 💨 🥃 - 2 oz Johnnie Walker Black - ½ oz Apple Pie Moonshine - 3 Dashes Angostura Bitters - 2 Dashes Orange Bitters - 2 Drops Saline Solution - Orange Peel Spritz - Luxardo Cherry - Smoked Apple Wood Chips - Clear Rosemary Ice Sphere

We need to get back to a place in this country where people who work at retail shops are actually educated about the products that the store sells. If you work at Best Buy, you should be knowledgeable about electronics. If you work at Home Depot, you should know about tools, etc.

Rendezvous Bay, Anguilla. 🏝️

Cloud Cottage, Anguilla. ⛅️

Floating at Maundays Bay. ☁️

When you’re tipsy on Johnnie Walker Black and the “Real Thugs” remix by Eazy-E comes on, it’s impossible not to start Crip-walking. 🥃 🔊 😂

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Shoutout to all the Slipsters from Anguilla. Your boys have been in the wind too long, but we back this week.

Episode 239: The Burgh Blizzard ❄️ • Paramount+ Growing Pains 😤 • UFC 324 Gaethje vs. Pimblett Recap 🇺🇸 • UFC 325: Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 Preview 👀 • Money Can't Buy Class 🐝 Link: buzzsprout.com/682871/episode… #UFC324 #UFC325 #UFC

Episode 240: UFC 325 Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2 Recap 🇦🇺 • Fight Nerd Drama 🤓 • Jarrell "Price Toupee" Miller 💈 • Don Lemon Arrested After Anti-ICE Protest 🚔 • 2026 Slip-a-palooza Preview 🎉 Link: buzzsprout.com/682871/episode… #UFC325 #UFC #DonLemonArrested

I’m so mad we don’t design cars with hidden pop-up headlights anymore.

This ish is a gift from the ice cream gods. If you love ice cream but don’t wanna feel like you made terrible life choices after, check out Rebel Creamery. Their Pistachio and Snicker Doodle’s the bomb too. 🍨

If you want to go into business for yourself, always remember this: almost every vendor, supplier, and partner will try to take advantage of you any chance they get. Trust no one and audit everything.

If GTA 6 manages to top this masterpiece, it’s gonna be absolutely mind-shattering.

It’s gonna be a double Celsius with a side of Red Bull type of day. Pray for my heart.

FYI: Valentine’s Day is named after San Valentino—a 3rd-century Italian saint who was executed for secretly marrying Christian couples. In other words, we even invented love. You’re welcome. Happy Valentine’s Day, homies!