I heard you're a vampire. Doesn't that mean you don't sleep? If that's true, we are incompatible.

Exactly—this shows how incompatible we are. It is so unlikely that we do not even think it'd happen. I was simply making an observational statement. But since you did not deny the vampire accusation, does that mean...?

...As I am too tired to refute, I'll leave the imagining to my dreams when I go to sleep tonight.

What if I got in bed... And you left me alone so I could sleep... Haha just kidding... ...Unless? 😳

あなたをあきらめるつもりはありません。 決して失望させません。~

... I think you may have misunderstood. This is no joke. I'm going to bed.

I will take care of it somehow. But it is precisely because the night is still young that I want to sleep. The sooner I sleep, the more rest I get. Unless you want to sleep with me, please leave me alone.

I only take constructive criticism when I'm asleep. That way I don't have to hear it.

[A sigh.] I don't want to hear you first thing in the morning. Go bother someone else if you get up so early. ...I don't understand how people would take it the wrong way. Sleeping is sleeping. What of it?

... [Another long, exasperated sigh.] Whatever you say, Ferdinand. Can I sleep now? And I don't know of those common phrases. I sleep through day and night, and when I'm awake I am reading about crests or training. I simply said what I meant, what's so unsavory about sleeping?

It is with a heavy heart that I must say, Ferdinand and I are sleeping together.

Do not speak such nonsense. Why would it happen to me? [This time, he yawns. He's at his limit. So he creaks open the door until there's a big enough gap for Ferdinand to walk through.] Although I am reluctant, if it'll get you to shut up, then fine. Get inside, we're sleeping.

Is he okay? I recommend getting some sleep.

Oh, it has been a week since I last posted? I can't believe I've slept for seven whole days. This is a new record.

Thanks, I'm aiming for fourteen days next.