Trump seems like he would be really impressed if you assembled a PC in front of him, he'd be like "That's the motherboard? Everything goes on it, that makes sense. It just goes right in. That's incredible"

TikTok would literally rather shut itself off from its largest market, than divest its ownership from the CCP. To put it bluntly, these are not the actions of a rational corporation. They're giving the entire game away on who REALLY calls the shots.

LOL

Great news Liz, I'm playing Robbie Williams in his new biopic. He's being portrayed as a CGI chimpanzee and I'll be doing motion capture. Jeremée Chalomet will be the voice. No relation.

i dont know how much more DEI i can handle...😐

questions to ask if the convo dies - what colour is your microwave - is your sister a boy or a girl - what is your favourite microwave brand - at what times do you exactly leave your house and where are the exact blind spots in your bedroom - what colour is your microwave

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

when i'm sad i like to watch this video

it’s all coming together

Kinda funny that early 2000’s conservatism hated Welfare Queens but with birth rates like they are they’re now the saviors of humanity

Ngl anytime I see the name Wuthering Heights my mind immediately jumps to “Isn’t that that Genshin Impact gooner game clone?”

Do people understand what happened in the world from like 1914-1950?

Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors. He told Ben Stiller that "A lot of times I’ve played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew"

Why tf am I getting interested or not interested under every fucking post except for arcane posters on my for you page. 😒

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave

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