Drinking another coffee. Just a little something to put the edge on.

bought an new jacket and people keep saying it’s a lovely jacket

lmao maintenance man asked me where the man of the house is.

my hot take is that people who film you & put you online without your consent should absolutely be able to be face legal repercussions

My grandma accidentally took my adderall and she’s been reading the Bible for like 3 hours

Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour

he’s dusting off slurs a whole generation has never even heard before

O kare Madiba always had that shit on 😮‍💨

Amelia boil 😭😭💔

My mom every single time there’s a cold front in joburg:

Someone should write a book about this

Yoh he’s so funny 😂😂

What a bat shit insane way to write a headline.

i think we should get better at distinguishing between a bad (emotionally upsetting) ending and a bad (poor storytelling) ending

The fact that people were experiencing this greatness for $30 is mind boggling

The nice thing about being south african is if people don’t capitalise AI I’m automatically disappointed

I’ve been trying omad for a couple of weeks and besides the fact that I keep googling photos of ribs to stare at it’s going really well actually.