Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? Because I assume you've thought that through.

Watching Brian Cox talk about the solar system just makes you realise how small and insignificant we are 🌍 There isn’t a creator sitting on a cloud, we don’t own the earth, we should all try to live in harmony and #stopkillingchildren

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.

Wonderful thread ❤️

Another fabulous thread ❤️

I hope the women of America regain control, voting has never been so important #HarrisWalz

How does one average pan of basmati rice steam up a whole house 🙄

Very true at the moment ☹️

I would like to apologize to 🐅, 🐿️, 🌹, 🦭, 🦛,🌴, 🦋, 🦎, 🌲, 🐫, 🐠, 🍄‍🟫, 🐝, 🌵, 🐢, 🦀, 🐜, 🦌, 🐨, 🐻‍❄️, 🦈, 🦥, 🎋, 🦙,🦫, 🐘, 🦘, 🍁, 🐀, 🦉, 🐙, ☘️, 🦗, 🦅, 🐼, 🐖, 🐺, 🐇, 🐸, 🌻, 🐌, 🕊️, 🐐, 🦠, 🐬, 🌷, 🦟, 🐊, 🐧, 🦒, 🦇, 🦍, and even 🦕 , for 👱‍♂️. Sorry. I dropped

The assisted dying bill is for ADULTS, who are terminally ill, of sound mind, who choose to end their lives because of their suffering. I have nursed my 17 year old child to his death from brain cancer. We had a wonderful district nurse who helped us care for him 🧵

Who remembers when bubblegum came with comics?

Two years ago, we lost our Christine. She was truly one of a kind. 🕊 Christine's gift was not just in her songs, but in the way she made us all feel. I’ll never stop missing you, Christine. All of my love. ❤️ Xx, Mick Fleetwood

Is there anything more annoying than adverts for fabric conditioner 🙄🙄🙄

Within 1hr of meeting Gregg Walllace he told me of a sex act that he & his partner at the time enjoyed “every morning”, she’d just left the room, we were filming a pilot. Did he get off on how embarrassed I was? It was totally unprofessional, I’m a #MiddleClassWomanOfaCertainAge

Shelagh Fogarty Raise your hand if you were once too hesitant or afraid to confront an older man saying or doing something inappropriate but would have no problem putting him in his place now as a #middleclasswomanofacertainage 🙋‍♀️

Wishing all my #Twitter friends a very Happy Christmas and a wonderful 2025 ❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄 xxxx

I love seeing the amazing transformations. Lucky dogs if they’re rescued by Niall and his team ❤️🐕

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