What if we all took the week off and just screamed.

Entertaining rumor of the week: the cafe is closing. lol. No.

The sunscreen I got for Maui has a “radiance” effect which means it just makes you kind of sparkly so whenever R puts its on he keeps saying, “this is the skin of a killer, Bella”.

you're not even watching the movie me: yes I am

This is your reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty 327 days ago of child trafficking and not one predator that paid to be on an island with minors has had their name released, their home raided, or been arrested.

I guess it was a little windy. Thanks for not landing on my bedroom!

Twitter suggested I might like this post and I do!

So apparently this new thing is happening where someone walks through your neighborhood and pops tires with an ice pick. We just replaced 2 tires YESTERDAY only to find them flat again today. It’s honestly devastating. They hit 6 others cars on our street.

My toxic trait is watching the Power Duo on AGT All Stars and being fully convinced my husband and I could do it.

I share a big front desk with another office and my favorite is when no one is there and the patient will come out and sigh heavily, tap on the counter etc buuuuut I don’t work for that office so they just think I’m being lazy until I explain that I literally cannot help them.

Today I got stung by a bee and it honestly hurts as much as I remember it hurting as a kid.

In my experience being pregnant, it is WILD how many people just offer completely unsolicited negativity.

An old man asked me if I was getting rid of “that growth” this afternoon. 🙃 Sir, “that growth” is a baby and I have 4 more weeks.

Future Springbok Springboks

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