News: ITS GUNNA SNOW SO MUCH Me: okay I’ll bite, let’s go buy snowsuits, boots, and water proof gloves for the kids. Weather app: ITS LIyTERALLY SNOWING AO MUCH RIGHT WHERE YOU ADRE RIGHHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!,!!,!!’bbb!!! HuNKER DOWN AND DRIP THFE FAUUCETS Me:

Weather app on iPhone:

My seven year old is done with winter and requesting no more snow so he can go to school tell everyone what he got for Christmas. It. Is. Killing. Him. Apparently everyone needs to know and the snow is smothering his excitement.

Absolutely insane to watch a national murder trial and the witnesses are just like.. people I know in real life. Also Megan Boswell should rot.

More like Patrick MaSucks am I right

Appalachian hair texture is apparently a trending thing idk but I just learned there’s a name for whatever this is

Friday I mentioned in passing to my husband I might need a new car within the next year or two. So anyways I’ll be picking up my new car Wednesday.

Three row club babaaaaay

Never thought I’d be breaking up a fight between my children for not giving each other five stars on dress to impress. But here I am and everyone’s crying.

Breakfast for dinner every night okay

Not my seven year old experiencing his first funeral and asking about periods all in the same day. The life really cycles don’t it.

Someone hook the Neyland atmosphere into an IV and inject it into my veins.

Brb tattooing Aguilar across my forehead

we broke while making triple what our parents made