I believe in rebound spouses at this age.

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

You’re Gonna Go Far is such a banger god damn

I thought everyone was booing me in Kansas City but apparantely it’s just a chiefs thing lol

i just know he would throw the craziest party for international womens day

Forever looked a lot different than I imagined.

Grieving over a future that doesn’t exist

the girls and i taking a deep dive into his psychology to discuss why he is the way he is

I have a “deluxe”-sized announcement for you tomorrow. Hahaha unreal joke noah! We love you noah! You’re hilarious and also not hard to be around for more than an hour! Yay!

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

“hot girl summer”

In my book, every day is National Ice Cream Day.

I ain’t proud of all the punches that I’ve thrown But I don’t care I got a song with Post Malone

when I call you "bb" it stands for baked bean, remember that

Now they’re calling you crazy And I’m calling you less

Going to the Hawk underage