Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

Thousands of peaceful protesters rallied outside City Hall today in response to the public killing of handcuffed #GeorgeFloyd while in custody of Minneapolis Police. The crowd marched to the Newark Ave #PedestrianPlaza for a moment of silence before dispersing. #JerseyCity

I miss Obama, and I miss her husband too. #DemConvention

Bruce Springsteen is one of the most iconic and influential musicians – and New Jerseyans – of all time, period. And so, I am both honored and proud to announce Bruce Springsteen's birthday, Sept. 23, will officially be known as Bruce Springsteen Day in the Garden State.

Why would one wear a tube top a.) ever and b.) to the gym. #Broboken

When I grow up I want to look cool in a turtleneck and have a cleaning person

On #WorldAIDSDay, a look at how people cope with the virus around the world bzfd.it/1lVsMBk

.Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band coming to Newark on.app.com/1Rt8uuQ via Chris Jordan #TheTiesThatBind

Hard to get through the last season of Mad Men when your mother keeps referring to Don Draper as "Dick Man".

If you don't love Tom Hanks do you hate everything

I wish such bad things upon those apartment dwellers who stomp, talk, and sex like they're auditioning.

I like super bowl because Beyonce. I hate super bowl because too many wings live in my stomach

Wait why does Jersey City smell like a sad grandma right now?

After beach showers are orgasm #imhawaiian

Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.

Hillary Clinton's concession is the aggregate pain of every woman who has had no choice but to accept a preference for an inferior man.

Note to Breitbart News: Earth Is Not Cooling, Climate Change Is Real and Stop Using Our Video to Mislead Americans wxch.nl/2gzJpQG

Worst flight I've ever been on! United Airlines baggage confusion, leaving late, & a nasty flight attendant ruined my trip! Congrats on another win.

💅 #GoldenGlobes