i can’t wait to wear my camo shirt with my carhartt jacket out and make people play a game of “is she a redneck or is she just queer”

some man next to me just vomited off the side of the train platform and then looked at me and said “happy national women’s history month”

i think i made this game too easy for them

not the latex finishing solution in our water this planet is so dusty musty crusty

brb brushing my teeth with diet coke

i have the most valuable resource in the world right now (a brita full of water that i filled yesterday)

this headline with him smiling so proudly is so-

tyler’s rap caviar doc is fucking perfect?? i laughed i cried i had an existential crisis

why is dunkin selling tacos i don’t wanna live in this cruel world anymore

This afternoon, conservative campus group Intercollegiate Studies Institute reached out to offer me $10,000 to debate Michael Knowles at the University of Pittsburgh on the validity of trans people. I declined. Posting my full response here for the sake of transparency.

Would never recommend attending Pitt to anyone considering it, that’s the tweet

feeling grateful right now that i don’t have to pay any student loans 🙏🙏 (not because they’re paid off already but because i never planned on paying that shit anyway)

just had a bad thought of what else obama could’ve done

went to do a bodega run not realizing i was wearing a steelers shirt, the second i stepped out the door two of my neighborhood friends started booing me and yelled SHES WEARING STEELERS which promptly resulted in every person on my street booing me…i love this fucking city

Protestors cheer upon learning Henry Kissinger died

if i had a nickel for every time i saw pedro pascal’s head bashed in on hbo i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice