*Sighs and passes a bottle of wine over to the Dwarves. If he can't beat em, he may as well join em. Begrudgingly.*

In case anybody needs some cheering up, here is my scribe's dog kicking her ass in Cards Against Humanity

#LurkingLindir ask.fm/LindirOfImladr… I may regret this...

That time Merry and Pippin scared the living daylights out of the Elflings at Imladris... x.com/RealHughJackma…

#LurkingLindir

Yessss x.com/aka_Snowy/stat…

I hate those slobbering, vile, stinking, subterranean, stupid, brutal beasts. But moving on from Dwarves, let's discuss Orcs...

Do morning people cuss at their servants and throw pillows at them? I don't think so. I need a raise... x.com/ElrondofRivnde…

Alright. THAT'S IT! Who replaced the sacred lore books with Doctor Seuss??

My Lord Elrond has confiscated my stash of pipeweed. Send help!

To whomever stole the mushrooms and fresh eggs out of the pantry: I do not know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.

I concur. Something to set off these cheekbones. x.com/ArgentateBijou…

Behind Lord Elrond's back at the Council like

That time Lord Elrond took us to the White Shores. Pretty sure that was the last time he'll take us anywhere

It's my scribe's birthday today. Quick, everybody embarrass her! //Damn you, Lindir!

Story of my life x.com/ElrondofRivnde…

He's out of control. x.com/ElrondofRivnde…

Found my Halloween costume! Lord Elrond does not approve.

He's a PR lawsuit waiting to happen... x.com/ElrondofRivnde…

#LurkingLindir