egg no for sale

pierce looks like he accidentally killed santa

i just got an email from our hr department informing us that, “regrettably”, our office has become “inundated” with raccoons and as of this morning, after an incident where one raccoon fell thru the ceiling, they’ve decided to let us work from home

filling my hot tub with tomato soup and diving in like a grilled cheese sandwich

there's a tiktok where they film a horses head from behind using a fisheye lens and it's the best thing to happen online in a while

amazing

for $65 a year you can get breakfast lunch and dinner every day. all you gotta do is make 3 laps around costco. you'll even get your steps in too

yes or no

the 7-11 hotdog on the roller when i stroll in drunk af at 2am

gonna build a real life jurassic park then jump in the velociraptor compound

yes or no

coming back from a vacation and immediately wanting to go on vacation

clever moo