Only Valverde is trending because people can't spell Tchouaméni.

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

Endrick and Nico Paz coming back and seeing 15 WWE titles instead of 15 UCLs

Adding Mourinho to that locker room is essentially throwing a live Grenade into it

every madrid xtra tweet is like seeing a new angle of 9/11

Ceballos à chaque entraînement

endrick returning from lyon

3 political parties at Madrid KyKluxKlan (Mbappe, Tchou) LaCasaBonita (Vini, Jude, Fede) VOX (Carvajal, Ceballos)

I can’t lie man Xabi Alonso is exonerated for this whole season. He was asked to be in charge of Arkham Asylum

*todo el vestuario del madrid dándose de ostias* mastantuono intentando integrarse:

🚨 BREAKING: After Fede Valverde fell and hit his head, he LOST MEMORY of some things. Edu Aguirre

Gavi on sunday when he sees the Madrid players fighting themselves instead of him

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

Fede Valverde getting reintroduced to the Real Madrid squad because hes forgotten all their names:

Ce qui me fume c’est que Rudiger casse la gueule à Carreras depuis 1 semaine pour rien mdrrr

I’m telling yall rn Florentino got dementia and he think Vini is Pele.

"Who's got you smiling at your phone like that ;)" Im literally refreshing MadridXtra 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Carreras qui essaie de dormir alors qu'il sait que demain Rudiger l'attend a l'entraînement.

*se ponen a discutir Bellingham y Trent en inglés* Ceballos intentando entender algo para filtrarlo: