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Glennard

@limericksofdad

limericks from the mind of a thoughtful, educated man trapped in the clutches of a llama in rural British Columbia

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PLUSH BEANS FOR SALE!! Good bappers complete with soft fur and a super plush pinky lining <3 Fits small-medium sized hands. Very comfortable, super warm <3 $150 OBO! RTs really appreciated!!

PLUSH BEANS FOR SALE!! 
Good bappers complete with soft fur and a super plush pinky lining &lt;3

Fits small-medium sized hands. Very comfortable, super warm &lt;3

$150 OBO!

RTs really appreciated!!
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WINNER OF THE RAINBOW MAYCHING KITTIES IS @PrussianGala AND THEIR BUDDY<3 So sorry for the late announcement!! Thank you for the support and patience and congratulations!☺️❤️

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Hey artists! With a certain Donkey themed sticker company coming out as politically and socially abhorrent-- ✨️I have created a thread of sticker manufacturers that i reccomend using instead ✨️ Plz spread!

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Well he’s done it. Joe’s fin’lly bowed out There’s a chance now of beating the lout ‘twill be Kamala Harris Donald Trump she’ll embarrass She’s much smarter, and not nearly as stout.

Well he’s done it.  Joe’s fin’lly bowed out

There’s a chance now of beating the lout

‘twill be Kamala Harris

Donald Trump she’ll embarrass

She’s much smarter, and not nearly as stout.
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An excellent start to the Olympics: Some Team Canada folks were caught cheating. It was stupid and lame. Self-defeating. Used a drone in the sky On the Kiwis to spy. Not an honourable way of competing.

An excellent start to the Olympics:

Some Team Canada folks were caught cheating.

It was stupid and lame.  Self-defeating.

Used a drone in the sky

On the Kiwis to spy.

Not an honourable way of competing.
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Donald Trump said the quiet part out loud When he spoke to a pro-Christian crowd The guy’s cover is blown Took a dictator’s tone: “If I wins no more votes are allowed.”

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J.D. Vance says for gals to be happy They should give up their cats and change nappies. Thinks the childbearing way Is what all should obey. He’s an arrogant chauvinist chappie.

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Donald Trump had an excellent plan: “I’ll behave like a racist caveman With some black interviewers I’ll treat them like wrongdoers I will channel my best Ku Klux Klan.”

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Donald’s brain works at speeds that’re sub-glacial He’s confused because Kamala’s bi-racial Said that orange brainiac: “She was Indian. Now black.” P’rhaps try less toxic bronze in his facials.