Telephone for food please

Nom nom food

A gift of food

Two thumbs don’t make a right

Food thumbs make a food

Alright. Enough of that. Jackie's backie.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, FUCK YOU. YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU CAN CATCH A FISH? I’LL GUT YOU.

Public disclaimer: The toilet facilities at 'Shady Steve's Down Town Sex House' are a damn mess. 5 stars, would go again.

The papers have been hounding me with questions, so I sat down and told them a thing or two. And by I, I mean my writing staff. #MICF heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/…

Siri, what should a healthy penis look like?

I’m launching a new cologne - Eau de Lime! You’d think it would smell like citrus, but you’d be WRONG. It reeks of sawdust and vomit.

Bloody stoked to announce the lineups for our first two shows! Tomorrow night at 7:00pm, then Tuesday at 9:00pm, The Toff In Town. Bring ya mum, she’ll hate it.

Talkie Time starts TONIGHT. 7pm at The Toff In Town. #micf comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/it-…

We’re back again at the The Toff In Town tonight with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOW! 9pm! comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/it-… #MICF

I also saw Talkie Time with Jackie Lime (Jackie Lime), a wonderfully chaotic, super fun talk show. Tonight featured @MartinDunlop1 @PeterTheJones & Rose Callaghan so you MISSED OUT on them but the show has different guests every time so check it out 🖖 #micf #micf2019

I’m back again at Trades Hall tonight with a hot-n-spicy line-up of the best in the biz! All this (and a few sneaky surprises) at 9:30! #MICF comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/it-…

I’m back at Trades Hall tonight with a whole-new show! We got Dane Simpson, vidyarrrr 𓅧, Ben Knight, and a pissload of surprises. Come get it. #MICF comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/it-…

Hold onto your butts! I’ve got two more shows for you - tonight and tomorrow at The Toff In Town! #MICF comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/it-…

TOMORROW NIGHT! Talkie Time returns! Come get some! improvconspiracy.com/shows/unit/325…

This classic episode packed with familiar faces and questionable choices sees the return of Cecily (Caitlyn Staples), Mickle Mantel the tricky fox (Jackie Lime) and Dt. Susan Sarandon (Millie Holten) to the Quest Inn. #QuestInnPodcast #comedy #scifi #improv thequestinn.com/e/026-present-…