It’s just me and like one other person keeping salt and vinegar chips alive.

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes

How did you let someone treat you like that, it's pathetic

The things you do

We pretend to learn and grow but most of us are programmed to do the exact same thing again

I might give you 25 chances but when I'm gone I'm gone, no fighting no nothing just gone

Who am I kidding I'm bored already

If your whole life is centered around bodycount and trad wives maybe take a look at some other areas of it

Men will get fit and rich to get bitches then complain about gold diggers, if you want a good person be a good person

Remember when civilisation peaked but no one appreciated it

That age when you start listening to your parents health complains because they've passed their body onto you and it's coming for you now

Men always say they're gonna f you so hard, but lack of thrusting power was never on our list of complaints

Sleep is really growing on me, am I growing up

You think you can hurt me I just did leg day on the first day of my period

Shit in, shit out

Longevity counts but it's not everything, if the movie sucks you don't want it to last for 3 hours

It should be dark by now

Peak f buddy is when you both accuse eachother of not caring

Just keep raining

One man's degrading and taking is another man's magical union of souls