This motherfucker looks shook. Like he thought he'd get off–– and why wouldn't he? He trusted the system to do what it's always done.

If you ask Alexa to play bezos i by bo burnham will it automatically implode?

Happy birthday vin diesel

I will be hosting ! 😌🍷 set a reminder to tune in and hear from all the creators from the sessions! ✨

I could listen to farah mynaf ☾ all day 🥰✨🎷 x.com/i/spaces/1yoJM…

Supervisor Gordon Mar 馬兆明 why are you shutting down the #GreatWalkway by putting cars on it? You’re enacting changes against accessibility without waiting for a proposal. You need to commit to keep the space a pedestrian friendly until then. CC Streets For All SF (formerly KidSafe SF) ctt.ec/AcQ1v+

Jeff probst telling people to tweet at him is my career highlight

Never been more powerful than when I just unclogged my bathroom sink listening to (Taylor’s Version)

Taking time this focus week to work on projects got me thinking about how I didn’t focus enough on you. All I really should’ve cared about was working on us. Anyway, I’m taking meetings again if you wanna talk hah

#thankyoujack for everything, but especially those moments of meditation

growth 🤌

would do anything for one of these bad boys right now

if you’re on a call with me today, please compliment my new bartees strange sweatshirt as it’s now my entire personality

will i ever get off this plane or do i live here now?

If you’re a tweep who saw me dancing at any point this weekend, no you didn’t.

Am I doing this right Ariel Adkins?

equal opportunist

TIRED: people asking me if i read the wsj article WIRED: dissociating in the flu shot line

no meme for this moment, just gratitude for the tweeps i got to work with along the way #OneTeam

when did everyone become massie block