Been avoiding Bulgarian split squats for a while now… but I’m back at it again 😈

Me bored at work trying to send my sister telepathic messages

Me sweating my ass off at the gym this morning while this random man is telling me I’m gorgeous… thanks sir

When the app I downloaded specifically for tracking my spending has the audacity to tell me how much I spend at Starbucks every month 🫣🫠

sister sister 🤍

Dating in this era is crazyyy

My sister said she held a guys hand that was smaller than hers, I asked her if she felt like she was taking care of him and she’s like “yeah I was takin care of baby girl”😂😂😂

Last week, the IRS has stated that Americans must report payments on Venmo, PayPal over $600. Last week, the Defense Department failed its fifth audit, unable to account for more than 61% its assets, worth about $1.8 trillion.

This man just sent me 100 bucks for lunch and Starbucks, told me to have a good day and left me alone. A real one ☝🏼

This guy keeps sending me money, I’m getting suspicious 🤨

Our remote isn’t working and my sister was just like “turn it around. Spank it. Take the batteries out, put them back in and smack it around. I did that once and it worked” …….Girl

The amount of times I’ve been told I’m intimidating by guys is funny

Forgiving someone is about giving yourself peace of mind, not pretending that what they did was okay. It means empowering yourself to move on so you can use your thoughts more effectively.

Yesterday’s leg day got me messed upppp 🥲

he just like me, forget about me BITCH

a bitch like me get drunk n’ wanna start telling fun facts n’ having personal conversations

i never lose an argument i just start doin this

My favorite part of these trainings is the statistics 📊