“I’m the coolest thing you’ll ever meet.” -Up for anything -Lewd means sitting on my horn. That fucker is sharp! -RT and get me some friends. Nobody likes a lonely unicorn!

Couldn’t agree more. I mean, I left high school 15 hoods ago! Grow up ppl. Ssshhhesh!

Fank you all for following, you know what you are?... You, are awesome!!!

When Unicorns get together and dance ... #UnicornFlashMob

Me...with my winter coat.

* Throws some Panadol * make wise Choices!

Just a reminder. You are all amazing, just the way you are! Good night tweeples *Snuggles down in her little barn*

*Springs to life* I’m awake, I’m awake. What did I miss?

Oh no! *chuckles* That’s one silly puppy!

Oh my golly gosh! Geeeewiz, I’ve been gone for a few days. I sure did miss you all *blows unicorn kisses*

*Neighs, rubbing up against, what looks like an expensive suit* what’s wrong Satan?

Oooh looksie, there’s the pinned tweet 😝