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The romancing dreams of an aging generation.

it's like the beatles said, "I've got blisties on my fingies"

I'm very glamorous and I have many admirers

I am known for my interpretations of many famous "chanson"

before every show we rub dan deutsch's tummy for luck. can't wait to get back to it.

can anyone help me tune my guitar

thinking about him

I am a cowboy looking for anything heavy

Music

are they, y know... female fronted? 💁

no show tonight dan deutsch got his head stuck in a wrought iron fence please bring soap

gig tonight cancelled I'm stuck on my back like a bug

Dan Deutsch: You arrogant sonofabitch! You think you're the only writer who can give me that Lil Sluggers feeling? I got twenty writers under contract that I can ask for a Sluggers type thing from! Me: Yes. Sorry. I'm sorry

the absolute gall

heads up our album sounds really really good

Oh you like my Music? Wanna kiss my mouth on the fuckin lips? Is that interesting to you? Is that interesting? Good luck with your White ass

just got off the phone - I've been assured that we didn't get a grammy nom this year only because our release falls outside of the 2023 GRAMMYs™ Official Product Eligibility Period. next year for sure!! ✨

oh right I forgot to mention we released a really great album 🥴 lilsluggersband.bandcamp.com/album/bells-be…