After South Dakota shit the bed this election (complete shock to everyone), if Kari Lake wins the governor race in AZ I am going to enter very dark sad girl hours.

I hate drugs

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

The Brooklyn Dodgers satin uniforms designed to be better seen under lights.

The NFL apparently said play on and the teams locked arms and said no. That cannot be forgotten or revised for PR. Prayers with Damar Hamlin.

If Patrick Mahomes did this the internet would break

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Judge confirms that Rizzo was texting him pictures of their dogs together to try and persuade him to stay 🥹

Appreciation 🧵 Demoted in front of a national TV audience on a championship night but stays the next year as a backup.

I am sick to my stomach

This is crazy. A U.S. Coast Guard rescue swimmer in Oregon was conducting a routine rescue for a boater in distress until a wave capsized the vessel. It turns out that the boat was stolen and the guy who stole it had multiple warrants in Canada.

I’m about to walk over and tailgate the Super Bowl and I’m gonna mingle and let the people know I am a nice girl and I have beer money for us if they wanna throw me a ticket. Everyone please wish me luck and finesse in this mission. Bless up 🙏

people should not be priced out of music. If anything, anything at all, give people some songs man

Just waiting for mariessa to have a camping spot I can go fishing at

😂😂😂 Well done Tennessee Titans media team. Easily one of the best schedule release videos.

Really David Cone? It’s Mother’s Day and you’re gonna say some stupid sexist comment on ESPN? Always a bad move making comments like that but ITS F*CKIN MOTHERS DAY YA SCHMUCK like for one day just one can you please respect women?

The turnout for keil sweet corn was very “try that in a small town”

I think the funniest part about the refs blatantly favoring the chiefs is this man’s voice squeaking like a fucking 12 year old boy. Truly screams confidence in their trash officiating. This game is EXACTLY why so many people have stopped watching the NFL.