"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

Anytime there’s more than one man having a conversation it sounds dumb.

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

i like driving by myself. i just played the same 1 song 36 times

Everyday scary rn.

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

one man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

He looks like a literal pig.

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I can't explain it, but crossing the street is so embarrassing

you gon believe me or that stupid ass jumbotron?

I hate everybody randomly once a month

A lot of y'all relationship problems can be solved with a breakup and never getting back together again, but y'all not ready for that conversation.

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when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

cinderella was lowkey a soft ass bitch you not finna bully me in MY daddy house