Lilly Hale ♌ (@lillyhale1) 's Twitter Profile
Lilly Hale ♌

@lillyhale1

Author of the historical romances My Precious Jewel and My Wild Violet. I tend not to be too serious here.

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Damon Hunzeker (@damonhunzeker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I told my doctor it feels like somebody kicked me in the balls. As a good man of science, he jumped right into the process of elimination and asked, “Did somebody kick you in the balls?”

Lilly Hale ♌ (@lillyhale1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just looked down at my favorite pink sneakers and discovered my dog, Peewee, peed all over the side of one. I'm out and about, shopping, wearing a urine-stained shoe. Classy.😩

Damon Hunzeker (@damonhunzeker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m suing Big Social Media for making too many people fall in love with me at once. That’s the sort of thing that can lead to scurvy.

Merriam-Webster (@merriamwebster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

Skipjacks (@skipjacks_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
Damon Hunzeker (@damonhunzeker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The algorithm acts like I put walnuts on its birthday cake so now it has to pick them out of the frosting while glaring at me.