You have to ragebait your avoidant friends it's the only way they'll text back

killing the intrusive thoughts by blinking hard and shaking my head and luckily I don’t think anyone notices

i hope every nigga that used to flip their eyelids in school is behind bars

texting the Hi guy for Hi

77 degrees will have you acting like this

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

Just let yo parents tell you what to do from time to time they be needing that lol

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

lowkey If they don't know you personally, don't take it personally

niggas be 21 eating candy and soda all day

i wish i had a hamster's ability to die under severe stress

Chicago has turned all public school IDs into library cards to boost student access. blockclubchi.co/3NTWvNM

we have lost the art of "what about you?" in daily conversation and im so sick of it

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

jimmy neutron was based on a real boy from my church

if your s/o works at a hospital theres a 75% chance they are cheated on you im just the messenger

the afternoon after exams