Is there a term for the men's personal fashion aesthetic of columbia pfg/mechanic shirt, mesh back snapback, maybe some tattoos, dark wash jeans/dress shorts, etc. Feels ex-military or cosplaying at that vibe. I read it as libertarian/anarcho-capitalist but that may be unfair.

they could do a pretty convincing AI just by having it ask you "but how are you going to make money with that?" after everything you say.

No nut Tuesday starts at midnight

there have been many casualties of widespread jadedness, but losing our appreciation for mixed nuts is perhaps the most tragic.

a nuance of catholicism is that a small percentage of the clergy (priests, nuns, brothers, etc.) are the coolest, smartest, and kindest people i've met. I always wondered how they ended up there.

*points to belly* this is the gas tank for my snacking machine

If there's ever a situation where you're trying to distinguish between the real me and an AI/evil me, a solid starting point would be asking us to demonstrate the specific technique required to pop every joint in our bodies.

zen obama: uhhh let me be perfectly here

balancing my acidic coffee by adding bleach

you shouldn't be considered down in football until the defender makes you cry and beg to be let up

watching videos on 1.5-2x speed has improved multiple aspects of my experience, buuuuuut also may be making me go slowly insane.

her: are you in yet? me: no silly goose, I'm Brett! 😜

that time of year where the warmth of coffee lures me into giving myself insane headaches via the "maybe one more cup will warm me up" fallacy

we do not drink negronis with terrorists

i actively follow the NFL via youtube highlights the day after games every week. Every week probs 1-2 hours of interest in the sport. American football has to be the dumbest fucking sport to make it out of the "let's invent new sports" period of human history.

liberal arts education does not turn you gay, but it does get you jarringly large amounts of ass (especially in your 20s) and that's why conservatives hate it. Gay/straight/other kinds of ass depending on what you're going for, but the result is the same. 🍑

Dear Abby, Mommy doesn't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy. Is it my responsibility to tell her? --Hot, Worried Daddy

We don't talk about the exact thing I am thinking about in this moment enough.

Trevor Lawrence looks like a Neanderthal yoga MILF

One of the most useful and endearing skills for a bureaucrat is understanding that NOBODY cares about your paperwork. They may have to do it, but they do not care.