I'm really excited for Sonic 3

Me: “hey why do you go on cheesy cruises every year” Them: “bc it’s relaxing and I enjoy it” Me: “but do you make money”

I’m so tired of finding enough motorcycles or pieces of motorcycles to prove I am not a robot

I’m never taking Zelda seriously ever again 🥴🥴🥴 Nintendo: “what if we took the Wilds era… AND PUSHED IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!” Bahaha

*stares blankly into the camera like it’s The Office*

super smash bros melee is so sick

Right knee gave out & I fell hard today..as a result the soft tissues are badly swollen & putting weight on it is a no go 🙃 Max is on his way to storage to see if he can find my crutches from the last time this happened.. whee living on the couch for the next week 🥴 Cat tax.

Accommodations for the next little while. There’s a dog in there somewhere.

September 14, 2009 - September 4, 2024 Love you, Maggie. Thank you for being a part of the family.

Super’s ship will always be my favorite, but after Max fangirled over MP4’s wanting a model for it, I’m torn. Also give me Vs. Space Pirate (Sylux?) pdogfights for the love of Zebes 😫

After a week+ of being couch-bound upstairs, I am finally back in my own bed, which actually is a new bed to me. I am glad to report it is incredibly comfortable and the perfect welcome back gift. I am still nowhere near 100% but healing slowly and glad to be back in my bedroom.

Doge tax. She helped me survive the week on the couch. Even got a stomach bug out of sympathy 🥴 (she’s fine now lmao, recovered better than me)

Posted up in the hospital for the last few days… I look great in hospital chic. The wind on your butt cheeks really makes it. #WishMeLuck.

Moral of the story: never trust the staircase 🫠🫠🫠

Buying Metroid: Zero Mission in 2004: $35 Enjoying every minute of it and it becoming one of my favorite Metroid games: lots of time effort, sweat, blood tears Watching my husband of 10 years sit down to play it and actually enjoy the hell out of it : priceless.

When in doubt, always take Dilaudid-loaded hospital selfie with your golden Stardew Valley chicken

Max is about to fight Ridley for the first time!!!!¡1

just wanted to give a huge shout out to everyone that gave me well wishes and hoped I got better quickly. Guess who got their discharge papers and is headed to physical rehab?