My car’s engine sounds like the Wright brothers’ first airplane and it’s horn akin to old man jenkins’ horn from SpongeBob

2¢ in my savings 🤝12¢ in my checking 14 total cents to my name

Five guys burgers and vibes

Legalize bongs at restaurants

Another day another friend request on be real from someone thinking you’re close enough to want to see what they are doing every day

Matilda: wait isn’t Gruyère that bitch locked up in Russia?

Elizabeth Moss has died

Kanye was right all swifties go to hell!

Telling the boss no worries when it absolutely is worries

I need my Bella Hadid pills..

Link: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d… Let’s help as many people out as possible #FreePalestine

If you put this on…go outside you will find most midsize (standard lab) trotting to the bpm in double time

This moment is very clarifying. The connections between carceral states, academic institutions, and global imperial projects is in sharp focus.

The key to taking a full shot is to spill half of it down your chin & bod

him: you better not be double foot amputee colonel sanders when i get there me:

Me if I were a judicial court judge and timothee chalamet did something bad: “Hi Shayla, I’m your judge” 😁

To each their own… chicharrón

Tilly talking about ed sheeran’s tattoos: this little section makes me want to snip my wrists off

Some white people smell like milk, some like cream cheese, some are normal.